Italian Gangster Cat Song (parody)

I was watching the old Soviet animated series "Adventures of Captain Vrungel", and a catchy quasi-Italian gangster song suddenly made me think: what would it sound like if performed by cats?

I just had to check this out...

The original song with English subtitles:

My version 

(works better with the melody):

We сatito gangsterito, we clawito and furrito, oh yes!

We gruntare, we sneakare, we stealare this and thatto, oh yes!

Very grande appetito, salmonito robberito,

And for thatto, direttore us castare in filmetto, oh yes!

We сatito awesomito, we scratchito and snapito, oh yes,

We leapare, we climbare, we head-butto unpredicto, oh yes,

We dormanto couchino, fullo belly, gran’ purrino,

Have foodino abundante and hang out in backyardino, oh yes.

We pirato, rascalino, we signore del pussino, oh yes,

Bird grabanto, on carpetto vomittanto unexpecto, oh yes,

Mafioso del felino, fuzzypanto gangsterino, 

Grab hot dogo and escapo under dusty couchino, oh yes.

I only found the 1st episode of the original TV show with English subtitles on Youtube. This series is hilarious and full of great songs, but the gangster song has always been my favorite. And now I like it even more, because cats make everything better 😊