Kittyburg

  Build me a cattage, dear master! I want two floors or maybe more And definitely many stairs, To gallop freely up and down.  Keep all the doors ajar forever And never think of closing them! I need to move without restrictions On business every now and then. Then give me a refrigerator With a cat flap attached to it. I’ll choose my delicacies freely, As much as needed, any time.  The size of litter box is vital: A football field, or maybe two. It will be a tremendous comfort To place my priceless butt in it. All furniture must be donated As scratching posts. Exceptions: none. The carpeting comes as a bonus, To please my claws for quite a while. I’ll use your bed, your couch, and chairs To spread my whole gorgeous self. Felinity needs space and glamour! And you may use that little rug. I’ll start preparing my wishlist To have it done by Christmas time. And you, my human, send a letter To Santa Claus. Please, don’t forget!